Funny Or Not Puns

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Yh I’m gonna just list random puns I’ve read in different places enjoy!!! ..❤️

• Did you hear about the fight between the lipstick and the eyeliner ? ,dont worry they’ll MAKEUP!!.
• What type of underwear does a cloud wear ?Thunderwear.
• Why did the six run away from the seven ? because seven EIGHT nine
• What did the duck say to the bartender?.Put it on my BILL.
• Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomatoe? The lettuce was A-HEAD , while the tomato was trying to KETCHUP!.
• Why did the children eat their homework?.Because the teacher said it was gonna be a piece of CAKE.
• Why did the skeleton not show up for the party, because he had NO BODY to go with .
• What does a nosy pepper do?!.Get JALAPENO business.
• Why did the banana go to the doctor?.Because he wasn’t PEELING well .
• What did the egg say to the comedian ?.You’re CRACKING me up .

Enjoy the lame jokes 👀.